10 Nintendo Predictions for 2018

Football rules here: 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw (half-happens) and diddly-squat for a loss.

1. Q2 Zelda – this will be a smaller title and/or remake of a previous game

2. 2D Mario – a new iteration (leaving the ‘new’ name behind) in a new art style

3. Virtual Console HD – all releases are HD, with online features and 2018 comforts (this includes GameCube games)

4. Nintendo flicks the 4k Switch – Games look a bit better

5. 3DS HD lineup revealed – cue classics ported to Switch

6. Smash Bros Switch Edition – remixed Wii U and 3DS game

7. Video streaming comes in full force – enter Amazon and Netflix

8. Gameboy Pocket Classic – contains 20ish games from OG Gameboy with Color games saved for a future retro console

9. Super Mario Odyssey dlc – extra worlds to explore

10. Wave of 3rd party ports hit Switch from Q2 – some will be shameless!

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Dlc Ruined my Games!

In 2015, I did something I believed would be a no-brainer, low-risk investment: I bought the Fallout 4 Season Pass (or expansion pass or whatever it was called) at launch. When I purchased Fallout 3, I had waited for and loved the Game of the Year edition which included all expansions so this was a logical step to take. 200 hours into Fallout 4 though I’ve only scratched the surface of the added on content. It’s release came long after I was ‘done’ with the game. Bethesda RPGs are like comfort food for me: I’ll always drop back into them on a rainy day but I certainly didn’t get my money’s worth here. Loot boxes have dominated the paid-for expansion conversation this year but this generation’s dlc has possibly been overlooked for scrutiny – overshadowed by the likes of the former. So, I decided to analyse the dlc I’ve purchased this generation.

Batman Arkham Knight

Upon release, the ambiguous dlc plan was much maligned: the season Pass was put out without details of what it would include. I completed most of the on-disc content (Riddler challenges: nope!) but had been stung by the lacklustre Arkham City dlc. I decided to wait until the content went on sale. Over the next couple of years, I picked up the odd character skin pack a la carte plus the Batgirl add-on. However, the season pass came up in a PSN flash sale for £5.99 earlier in the year so decided to finally cough up despite owning some of the content already; it was cheaper to do it this way than buy the remainder individually. I played the Season of Infamy add on for one night and have not touched it since.

Hindsight verdict: stick to the core game. Arkham Knight’s ending – despite missteps along the way – was conclusive. Extending Batman’s final hours felt forced and unnecessary.

Star Wars Battlefront

At the height of Force Awakens mania, Disney Infinity 3.0 and Battlefront were bought. It was the start of the Xmas holidays when the latter was purchased; this resulted in jumping into a game which already full of seasoned experts with the game already having been out a while. After regularly getting kicked about in online shootouts I quickly moved on. When Rogue One released last year – alongside a free dlc weekend – I fell for it again: picking up the discounted season pass (and Star Wars Racer Revenge). It did give a few weeks of gameplay but I never really dived deep enough to warrant £50 (original gam +expansions) being spent on it.

Hindsight verdict: this expansion experience did not go the way I thought it would.

Destiny

First, a disclosure: I currently have no plans to buy Destiny 2’s expansions until further down the line. Having sunk nearly 100 hours into D2, I’m done with it for a while. Anyway, I bought all of Destiny 1’s add-on content and was happy to do so considering the ongoing nature of the game. I know I’m in the minority when I say this but I loved vanilla Destiny. Farming materials, learning those initial strikes off by heart and original Dinkle-bot were all part of this. Destiny’s expansions was more ‘pay to keep up’ content than ‘additional’. None of them hit the same high notes of the core game – in my opinion – despite adding much-needed story and Nathan Fillion. All in all Destiny cost me about £175 which is a fair reflection of the hundreds of hours I sunk into this ground-breaking game.

Hindsight verdict: D1 was one hell of a ride; albeit one which slowed towards the end. Despite the high price of entry to its full experience, it was worth it.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Nintendo’s Switch launch title is our game of the year – along with many other media sites’. However, the end-of-year, final expansion release almost changed this: for me, the additional content nearly ruined the memory of this amazing game. In the core game, all shrines have been conquered and Ganon has long since been defeated (once on Wii U and once on Switch). Unfortunately the tedious fetch quests for armour along with cheap, one hit KO missions in the expansions sully the inventive game design of the on-cart game. After a few evenings of trying to force myself to enjoy them (the second in particular) it’s time to finally move on from Hyrule.

Verdict: after vast expansions on some of Wii U’s games, Breath of the Wild’s expansions leave a lot to be desired. I wish I’d stuck to the original game.

My reflections on these experiences lead to an intriguing question. Currently, I’m knee-deep in Horizon: Zero Dawn. Weeks after picking it up on Black Friday, I’m still hooked delving through the quirky side-quests and errands. With the Frozen Wild’s expansion now out, is it worth picking this up? With more negative experiences than positive with dlc this generation I wonder if it would be better to let this amazing game just be. I don’t want it become another Zelda…

Game of the Year 2017

What is 2017’s best game?

It’s been a bit quiet at pennilessdads as real-job commitments have dominated October and November. Hopefully I’ll be a bit more active in December – starting with my picks for game of the year 2017. This article will be updated every day this week until number one is revealed.

5. Sonic Mania

The success of this game can be quantified by two pieces of evidence:

I) how poor Sonic Forces is in comparison

II) how long it has been in the Switch eshop charts

Sonic Mania is all things: nostalgia-evoking; stylish and modern yet retro at the same time. The cutscene at the opening positions the game in exactly the right place – the continuation of Sonic and Knuckles. It is also the genesis of one of the best Sonic fan theories ever regarding a certain upside down boss fight!

4. Horizon: Zero Dawn

A truly amazing game which firmly holds the title of ‘best looking game’ of this generation. The DNA of Horizon can easily be sourced from the likes of Tomb Raider, Phantom Pain and even Skyrim – plus many more. What it does exceedingly well is mix the mechanics it iterates on into a beautiful odyssey for protagonist Aloy to embark on. Everything about this game screams AAA. Even on my launch PS4 and 1080p tv the game is head and shoulders above any other current-gen game visually.

3. Destiny 2

After sinking hundreds of hours into the original, Destiny 2’s challenge was making millions of lapsed guardians care again. Destiny 2 has an epic campaign, clear, uncomplicated progression and great – great – multiplayer. The game is polished and is the definitive video game fps. Nothing feels as slick as Destiny and – despite a few minor controversies – everything it does is with the type of confident swagger Bungie can deservedly show.

2. Super Mario Odyssey

This makes number one obvious! Super Mario Odyssey has been a rollercoaster for me. It started with a gradual climb, followed by a dip before a thrilling second-half campaign kicked off with New Donk City. SMO, which scales to all abilities, is another game perfect for the Switch. The sense of wonder and “I bet there’s something cool around that corner” feeling oozes from every corner of this game. The cherry on the cake is the endgame grind which is perfect for dipping back into – comfort food – after a hard day in the Real World Kingdom.

1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

When you start Ocarina of Time on N64, a subdued background cutscene plays before going to the traditional Zelda file select screen. Wind Waker and Twilight Princess unspectacularly imitate this and by Skyward Sword the opening formula to Zelda felt tired. Breath of the Wild does something bold, confident and new: a blank, white screen – quiet yet striking – then it simply says in crisp black letters ‘The Legend of Zelda’. You quickly embark on Link’s most epic of adventures – there’s no knight school politics or fishing tutorials this time. Just like the introductory screen, everything this game does can be described as bold, confident and new. There’s plenty of nostalgia for those who want to seek it but what this game does so well is evoke the spirit of adventure in the player. It’s Frodo leaving the Shire where a daunting, unknown world awaits. BotW’s stylised graphics, true open world progression and creative use of physics enhance it above most games. Although stunning, the underpowered Wii U and Switch game doesn’t quite pop and impress visually as much as Aloy’s amazing PS4 masterpiece. However, what sets BotW apart from all other games this year, this generation and all time is the feeling created by it. The weekend this game came out was 48 hours lost in the ruins of Hyrule’s wilds. Away from playing the game, I dreamed of climbing those mountains and what wonders lay ahead. God help the next Zelda game as it has a lot to live up to. For me the new benchmark has been set; it’s a great time to be playing video games!

Mario Motion Oddity

Given the unique selling point of the Switch – universally useable in home console, tabletop or handheld modes – a strange phenomenon has hit Super Mario Odyssey. Quite simply, certain control modes limit Marino’s move-set. The game, which released to critical acclaim, is amazing but this strange design choice has got the internet in a perpetual question block.

Within the first couple of hours, you are introduced to Mario’s move-set; anyone who has played Marios 64 or Galaxy will feel right at home. Mario’s new hat techniques are where the controls divert into strange-town. A tap of ‘y’ or a flick of the right Joy-con sends your hat in the direction you are pointing – so far, no problems. If you are in separate Joy-con mode, motion control is there if you want it; for all other Switch configurations the ‘y’ button will suffice. A flick of the Joy-con will spin Mario’s hat around him (a la Link’s spin attack) and if not in separate Joy-con mode you simply…erm…there’s no alternate way of actioning this motion! 

For pennilessdads (and mums) this presents a difficult problem: if you want to play the game with Mario’s full move-set, parent-friendly handheld mode isn’t really an option. The spin mechanic isn’t as essential as say jumping or sliding but it is a rare case of Nintendo dropping the ball in this game. 

If nothing else, it is another example of the Switch’s quality motion controls. That HD remaster of Skyward Sword might be possible still! 

Edit: there are ways sans split Joycon to pull off spin throw and other advanced motion moves. However, compared to the aforementioned, similar moves in Breath of the Wild, these are not as consistent in execution. Git gud you say? Perhaps, but given the advantage the motion moves give you, there should be a fairer playing field than this mefinks. 

The Greatest Games I’ve Ever Played

THE List

Top 10/100 – whatever – lists irk me slightly due to the changing nature of the industry. What was ‘the greatest game ever’ 5 years ago may now seem janky and less favourable as games evolve. This list, which is a working document, is based on the experience at the time. I wouldn’t recommend playing some of the ZX Spectrum games on here but at the time they were brilliant. Hopefully I can remember all the games I’ve ever played; they’ll be added to as and when…

  1. Zelda: Breath of the Wild Switch
  2. Fallout 3 Xbox 360
  3. Zelda: Ocarina of Time N64
  4. Super Mario 64 N64
  5. Resident Evil 4 Wii
  6. Skyrim Xbox 360
  7. Super Mario Allstars SNES
  8. Super Mario World SNES
  9. Zelda: Wind Waker GameCube
  10. Destiny 2 Xbox One
  11. Destiny PS4
  12. Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii
  13. Bioshock Infinite Xbox 360
  14. Super Mario Galaxy Wii
  15. Zelda: Twilight Princess Wii
  16. Metal Gear Solid 2 PS2
  17. Metal Gear Solid PlayStation
  18. Fallout 4 PS4
  19. Zelda: Link Between Worlds 3DS
  20. Pokemon Gold/Silver Gameboy
  21. Pokemon Fire Red Gameboy Advance
  22. Pokemon Yellow Gameboy
  23. Pokemon Red/Blue Gameboy
  24. Super Mario Bros 3 NES
  25. Metal Gear Solid 5 PS4
  26. Dead Space Xbox 360
  27. Assassin’s Creed 2 PS3
  28. God of War PS2
  29. Sonic Mega Collection GameCube
  30. Sonic Jam Saturn
  31. Sonic 3 & Knuckles Megadrive 
  32. Tetris Gameboy
  33. Donkey Kong Country SNES
  34. Metroid Prime GameCube
  35. Arkham Asylum PS3
  36. Bioshock Xbox 360
  37. Firewatch PS4
  38. Arkham Origins PS3
  39. The Beatles Rock Band Xbox 360
  40. Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS
  41. Stardew Valley Switch
  42. Zelda: Skyward Sword
  43. Pokemon X 3DS
  44. Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes GameCube
  45. Super Mario 64 DS
  46. Metal Gear Solid 3 PS2
  47. Sonic 2 Megadrive 
  48. F-Zero GX GameCube
  49. Arkham Knight PS4
  50. Mario Kart 64 N64
  51. Super Mario Kart SNES
  52. Yoshi’s Island SNES
  53. Banjo-Kazooie N64
  54. Bioshock 2 Xbox 360
  55. Guitar Hero 3 Wii
  56. Rock Band Xbox 360
  57. Mario Kart Double Dash GameCube
  58. Final Fantasy X PS2
  59. Mario Kart Wii Wii
  60. Doom PlayStation
  61. Bloodborne PS4
  62. Smash Bros Melee GameCube
  63. Sonic Generations Xbox 360
  64. Earthworm Jim Megadrive 
  65. Need for Speed 2 SE PC
  66. Sonic 1 Mega Drive
  67. Resident Evil 4 PS2
  68. Mario Picross Gameboy
  69. Assassin’s Creed 4 Black Flag Wii U
  70. Zelda Picross 3DS
  71. Arkham City Xbox 360
  72. Tomb Raider PS4
  73. Grand Theft Auto Vice City
  74. Guitar Hero World Tour Xbox 360
  75. Smash Bros Brawl Wii
  76. Donkey Kong Country 2 SNES
  77. Oblivion Xbox 360
  78. Pokemon Black DS
  79. Pokemon Black 2 DS
  80. Zelda Wind Waker HD Wii U
  81. Zelda Twilight Princess HD Wii U
  82. Sonic Advance Gameboy Advance
  83. Star Wars Ep1 Racer N64
  84. Zelda: Majora’s Mask N64
  85. Zelda: Link to the Past Gameboy Advance
  86. Super Mario Bros NES
  87. Final Fantasy 7 PlayStation 
  88. FIFA 18 Switch
  89. FIFA 10 PS3
  90. Pro Evolution Soccer 2009 PS3
  91. FIFA 11 PS3
  92. FIFA 12 Xbox 360
  93. Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 PS3
  94. FIFA 13 Xbox 360
  95. FIFA 14 Xbox 360
  96. Mario Kart 8 Wii U
  97. Megadrive Ultimate Collection PS3
  98. Zelda: Link’s Awakening Gameboy
  99. Wario Land 3 Gameboy
  100. Pro Evolution Soccer PS2
  101. Gears of War Xbox 360
  102. Sonic Adventure Dreamcast
  103. Donkey Kong 64 N64
  104. Jumping Flash PlayStation
  105. Pro Evolution Soccer 2 PS2
  106. International Superstar Soccer Pro Evolution PlayStation 
  107. Tetris DS
  108. Street Racer SNES
  109. God of War 2 PS2
  110. Transformers War for Cybertron PS3
  111. Rare Replay Xbox One
  112. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
  113. Football Manager 2005 PC
  114. Pro Evolution Soccer 5 PS2
  115. Gears of War 2 Xbox 360
  116. Pro Evolution Soccer 4 PS2
  117. Pro Evolution Soccer 3 PS2
  118. Football Manager 2006 PC
  119. International Superstar Soccer 64 N64
  120. International Superstar Soccer 98 N64
  121. International Superstar Soccer SNES
  122. Super Mario Sunshine GameCube
  123. Project Gotham Racing 3 Xbox 360
  124. Goldeneye N64
  125. Ridge Racer PlayStation 
  126. Mortal Kombat 2 Megadrive 
  127. Streets of Rage 2 Megadrive 
  128. Aladdin Megadrive 
  129. Donkey Kong Gameboy
  130. New Super Mario Bros U Wii U
  131. Pro Evolution Soccer 6 Xbox 360
  132. Pokemon Snap N64
  133. Super Mario 3D Land 3DS
  134. Tekken 3 PlayStation 
  135. Soul Calibur 2 GameCube
  136. Arkham City Armoured Edition Wii U
  137. Beetle Adventure Racing N64
  138. Metroid Prime 2 Echoes GameCube
  139. Grand Theft Auto 4 Xbox 360
  140. Zelda: Four Swords GameCube
  141. Okami Wii
  142. Super Mario 3D World Wii U
  143. Sonic Gems PS2
  144. 007 Agent Under Fire PS2
  145. Tomb Raider 2 PC
  146. SEGA Rally Saturn
  147. Pokemon Platinum DS
  148. Grand Theft Auto 4 Xbox 360
  149. Grand Theft Auto 3 PS2
  150. Football Manager 2007 DS
  151. Yooka-Laylee PS4
  152. World of Illusion Megadrive
  153. Luigi’s Mansion GameCube
  154. Hyrule Warriors Wii U
  155. Super Monkey Ball 2 GameCube
  156. Spyro the Dragon PlayStation
  157. Streets of Rage Megadrive 
  158. Golden Axe Megadrive 
  159. Lion King Mega Drive
  160. Mortal Kombat 3 PlayStation
  161. Tiger Woods 2003 Xbox
  162. My Life as a King Wii
  163. Crackdown Xbox 360
  164. Resogun PS4 
  165. Pokemon Pearl DS
  166. Banjo Kazooie Nutz n Boltz Xbox 360
  167. Marvel Ultimate Alliance PS3
  168. LEGO Star Wars Complete Saga Xbox 360
  169. Motorstorm PS3
  170. Star Wars Battlefront PS4
  171. Nintendo Land Wii U
  172. FIFA 2003 GameCube
  173. Fighters Megamix Saturn
  174. FIFA 2001 PlayStation 
  175. Super Monkey Ball GameCube
  176. Rogue Leader GameCube
  177. House of the Dead 2 Dreamcast
  178. Tekken PlayStation
  179. Street Fighter Alpha Saturn
  180. Crystal Defenders PSP
  181. LEGO Star Wars PS2
  182. Worms PSP
  183. Arkham VR PSVR
  184. Marvel Vs Capcom 2 Xbox 360
  185. Star Fox Adventures GameCube
  186. Doom 3 Xbox
  187. Pokemon Stadium N64
  188. Transformers Fall of Cybertron PS3
  189. Spider-Man The Movie GameCube 
  190. Pro Evolution Soccer 6 PSP
  191. Olympic Soccer PlayStation
  192. Rise of the Tomb Raider PS4
  193. Shenmue Dreamcast 
  194. Final Fantasy 13 PS3
  195. Tomb Raider 3 PC
  196. Master Chief Collection Xbox One
  197. Super Smash Bros N64
  198. Pokemon Ruby Gameboy Advance
  199. Chu Chu Rocket Dreamcast
  200. Shovel Knight 3DS
  201. Rogue Squadron N64
  202. Panzer Dragoon Saturn
  203. Alleyway Gameboy
  204. Halo Xbox
  205. Halo 3 Xbox 360
  206. Halo 2 Xbox
  207. Sonic and the Secret Rings Wii
  208. 007 Nightfire GameCube
  209. Perfect Dark Zero Xbox 360
  210. Return of the King GameCube
  211. God of War Chains of Olympus PSP 
  212. The Fellowship of the Ring GameCube 
  213. The Two Towers PS2
  214. SEGA Rally 2 Dreamcast
  215. The Simpsons Arcade Xbox 360
  216. Zelda: Spirit Tracks DS
  217. Soul Reaver 2 PS2
  218. Sonic Adventure 2 GameCube
  219. Mario Kart Super Circuit Gameboy Advance
  220. Wii Sports Wii
  221. Power Stone Dreamcast
  222. Donkey Kong NES
  223. Fast Racing Neo Switch
  224. Disney Infinity 2.0 PS3
  225. Football Manager 2006 Xbox 360
  226. Halo Reach Xbox 360
  227. New Super Mario Bros Wii
  228. New Super Mario Bros DS
  229. Power Stone Collection PSP
  230. Mortal Kombat Deception PS2
  231. UEFA Striker Dreamcast
  232. Striker 96 PlayStation
  233. Soul Reaver PlayStation 
  234. LittleBigPlanet PS3
  235. Kirby’ Adventure NES
  236. Pac-Man NES
  237. Ninja Turtles NES
  238. Adventure Island Turbo Grafix
  239. Wii Sports Resort Wii
  240. Wii Play Wii
  241. Mass Effect Xbox 360
  242. Sonic Unleashed Xbox 360
  243. Viva Piñata Xbox 360
  244. Basil the Great Mouse Detective  ZX Spectrum
  245. Bejewelled Xbox 360
  246. Columns Megadrive 
  247. Football Manager 2007 Xbox 360
  248. Castle of Illusion Megadrive
  249. Super Hang On Megadrive 
  250. Batman Returns Megadrive 
  251. Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition Mega Drive
  252. Super Paper Mario Wii
  253. Goldeneye Wii
  254. World Cup 98 N64
  255. LEGO Batman 3 PS4
  256. Assassin’s Creed Unity Xbox One
  257. Virtua Fighter Deluxe Saturn
  258. Discworld PlayStation
  259. FIFA Road to World Cup 98 N64
  260. Force Unleashed Xbox 360
  261. Quantum of Solace Xbox 360
  262. Doom 64 N64
  263. Super Scope 6in1 SNES
  264. Pilotwings Resort 3DS
  265. 1080 Snowboarding N64
  266. Theme Park PlayStation
  267. Tomb Raider PC
  268. Ridge Racer Type 4 PlayStation 
  269. Top Gear Overdrive N64
  270. The Curse of Sherwood ZX Spectrum
  271. Mortal Kombat SNES
  272. Assassin’s Creed 3 Wii U
  273. Battle Arena Tohshinden PlayStation
  274. Panzer Dragoon Orta Xbox
  275. Batman Megadrive 
  276. Loaded PlayStation
  277. Resident Evil 6 Xbox 360
  278. Halo 3 ODST Xbox 360
  279. Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz Wii
  280. Sonic 3D Saturn
  281. Sonic 3D Megadrive 
  282. Turok 2 N64
  283. Pikmin 3 Wii U
  284. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles GameCube
  285. PN 03 GameCube
  286. Rebel Strike GameCube
  287. Crisis Core PSP
  288. Medieval PlayStation
  289. Power Rangers SNES
  290. Nights Saturn
  291. Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Xbox 360
  292. Ultimate Doom PC
  293. Assassin’s Creed Xbox 360
  294. Sonic Generations 3DS
  295. Sonic Spinball Megadrive 
  296. Wave Race Gameboy
  297. Knuckles Chaotix 32X
  298. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen PS3 
  299. Ristar Mega Drive 
  300. Gex 3D Enter the Gecko PlayStation
  301. Mario Kart DS
  302. Metroid Fusion Gameboy Advance 
  303. LEGO Batman Xbox 360
  304. Metroid 2 Gameboy
  305. Story of Thor Megadrive 
  306. Lemmings 3D PlayStation
  307. Revenge of Shinobi Megadrive 
  308. Everyone’s Gone to the Rapture PS4
  309. Commandos PC
  310. Warioware Gameboy Advance
  311. Assassin’s Creed Bloodlines PSP
  312. Turok N64
  313. Arkham Origins Blackgate 3DS
  314. Horace Goes Skiing  ZX Spectrum
  315. Star Wars 32X
  316. Resident Evil Mercenaries 3DS
  317. Batman Begins Xbox
  318. Porsche Challenge PlayStation
  319. Sonic Superstar Tennis Wii
  320. Transformers Dark of the Moon Xbox 360
  321. Star Fox SNES
  322. Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops PSP
  323. FIFA 99 N64
  324. Need for Speed 3 Hot Pursuit PC
  325. FIFA 08 PS3
  326. Link’s Crossbow Training Wii
  327. Sonic Rush DS
  328. Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 Wii
  329. Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 3DS
  330. Kid Chameleon Megadrive 
  331. The Flintstones Megadrive
  332. Dark Sector Xbox 360
  333. Vac Man ZX Spectrum
  334. Band Hero Xbox 360
  335. Balloon Fight NES
  336. FIFA 07 Xbox 360
  337. School Daze ZX Spectrum
  338. Wario Land 2 Gameboy Color
  339. Digimon PlayStation
  340. Alien Trilogy PlayStation 
  341. Transformers The Movie Xbox 360
  342. James Bond Live and Let Die  ZX Spectrum
  343. Sonic Heroes GameCube
  344. XIII PS2
  345. FIFA 2005 PS2
  346. Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) Xbox 360
  347. Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles Wii
  348. Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles Wii
  349. Castlevania 64 N64
  350. The Two Towers Gameboy Advance
  351. Vectorman Megadrive 
  352. Jurassic Park Megadrive 
  353. Fusion Frenzy Xbox
  354. Tiger Woods 10 Wii
  355. Grand Slam Tennis Wii
  356. FIFA 2002 PS2
  357. Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 PS3
  358. LEGO Rock Band Xbox 360
  359. FIFA 12 3DS
  360. Force Unleashed PSP
  361. SEGA Soccer Saturn
  362. FIFA 07 DS
  363. Incoming PC
  364. Metal Gear Solid Acid PSP
  365. Night Trap PS4
  366. Tiger Woods DS
  367. Sonic 2 Game Gear
  368. Celebrity Deathmatch PS2
  369. FIFA 06 Road to the World Cup Xbox 360
  370. Sonic Rivals PSP
  371. FIFA 98 Road to the World Cup SNES
  372. Guitar Hero On Tour DS
  373. Pokemon Dream Radar 3DS
  374. FIFA 64 N64
  375. World Cup 98 Gameboy
  376. Bubsy the Bobcat Megadrive
  377. FIFA 97 PC
  378. Doritos Crash Course Xbox 360
  379. FA Premier League STARS PC
  380. Transformers The Movie PSP
  381. James Bond Junior SNES 

Royale Revolution?

Which games should have Battle Royale modes?

The newest in-thing in games is the ‘Battle Royale’ genre; is it a game mode or a feature which should be exclusive to PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG)? The premise is a 100 player death match on an island with an increasingly shrinking playing area – a bit like a digital Hunger Games. Fortnite has been one of the first ‘fast followers’ to the Battle Royale party and has been met with friction from PUBG. The term is here to stay – like Metroidvania or Roguelike – as Alanah Pearce wrote for IGN recently (http://m.uk.ign.com/articles/2017/09/22/pubg-publicly-shaming-fortnite-is-a-terrible-pr-move). But which other games would make for awesome Battle Royals modes?

Destiny 2: Trials Royale

Could you imagine this? The carnage would be incredible: especially if you could drop in as a fireteam. The weapon collecting system from PUBG would be redundant to a certain extent though placing vehicles and/or limited use weapons could make it even more interesting. Destiny 2’s open world style world maps would be ideal for a 100 player fight to the death mode. 

The Legend of Zelda: Battle of the Wild

Unlikely yet simultaneously logical. Drop 100 Links on a region of the map with nothing Eventide Island style and procure weapons on site. Throw a few Lynels in for good measure too. No, wait – let one person be the Lynel…No amiibo!

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain of Battling Royale 

This game has sat on my shelf for two years now since completion; the mechanically-perfect masterpiece is perhaps the most likely candidate for a Battle Royale shooter. Clearly the blend of stealth and bombastic, Bay-esque firepower would be an excellent template to unleash 100 Infants Terrible upon each other. 

Pokemon: Battlemon Tournament

Hear me out. Choose a starting Pokemon and acquire 5 Pokeballs. Drop 100 Pokemon trainers onto an open, full world map such as Kanto and slowly narrow the map area. Aside from your starter, all Pokemon are caught in the game world and there are no Pokemon Centres. Revives and Potions etc are procedurally dropped around the world. This is the best bit: just like in the core-game RPGs, any trainers making eye contact must battle. Once all Pokemon in your party faint, it’s game over. Only the very best – like no one ever was – will win! 

Mario Kart 8: Royale Dash

100 drivers. 3 balloons each.  Wuhu Island. Done. 

Banjo-Kazooie: Nutz N Battlez

Banjo and Kazooie’s last outing – nearly 10 years ago – suffered from not being what their fan base wanted. The construction tools in this game are simple to understand yet have amazing depth. Drop bear and bird into the battlefield and scour for new parts. Don’t be caught in the menu screens though; budding engineers need to assemble new parts quickly and efficiently. The other 99 players are made up of Banjo’s supporting cast like Bottles as well as long forgotten platform heros like Cool Spot, Zool and Earthworm Jim. Last 90s mascot standing wins. Yooka and Laylee available as paid dlc. 

Which games do you think should take inspiration from PUBG? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter @pennilessdads

Circle of Life

Earlier this year, Disney’s Beauty and the Beast live action remake wowed audiences. The Lion King and Aladdin will be quick to follow as Disney continues its trend for using modern technology to update their iconic stories. Disney Infinity is over and Kingdom Hearts 3 is still in development – leaving a mouse shaped hole in the games industry. This got me thinking; which Disney properties would transfer to common game styles? Could game remakes be as popular as the live action renaissance? To be clear, these wouldn’t be tie-ins but a ‘Disney Video Game Universe’ if you will.

Beauty and the Beast

Taking the structure of Majora’s Mask, you – Belle – have 3 days to stop the final rose petal from falling. In order to discover the secrets of the castle – and meet your destiny of freeing the denizens from their curse – Belle must interact with characters and get to know their routines etc. Perhaps Belle could even have a time travel mechanic to return to the first day as Link does in Nintendo’s dark time-themed N64 game if things go a bit…beastly?

Snow White

Set in a Grand Theft Auto 5 style open world, you play as the Seven Dwarves who can be insta-switched between on the fly. Need a medic? Zap to Doc. You get the idea. Utilising each character’s abilities would lend itself to LEGO game style puzzle solving. Add in some branching dialogue choices and we’ve got a game!

101 Dalmatians 

Throughout this fantastic tale, Pongo and co travel from London to a rural farm setting and back again. What we’re proposing are all 101 Dalmatians on screen at once Pikmin style. Narratively this would have to be show-horned in but stick with me here. Maybe it takes 5 pups to open doors or 10 to make a ladder to scale walls. Other animals join in helping too which would add variety to later levels. It could be a thing! And did somebody say bonus level stealth sections?

Darkwing Duck

Better watch out you bad boys because everyone’s (yes, everyone’s…) favourite duck based superhero could have his own Arkham inspired 3rd person action game. Integrate Shadow of Mordor’s nemesis system, a gritty art style and Gizmoduck and we’re there! This may actually fall into the next category…

Too obvious honourable mentions: 

Aladdin

Already a classic video game (Megadrive/Genesis version) and a context which has much crossover with modern games such as Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider and Assassins Creed, Aladdin is too obvious. 

Hercules

God of War re-skinned. Next!

Which Disney properties would genuinely add value to the games industry? Or are we destined for a lifetime of sometimes okay tie-ins? 

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