Mario dlc? Yes-ee?

What next for Mario?

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Super Mario Odyssey Spoilers ahead!!!!

After THAT ending, can we expect dlc/expansions to Nintendo’s odyssey? Going in, I knew the endgame was blowing people away but my initial thought was ‘they’ve remade Mario 64 in-game!!!!’ which isn’t quite an accurate description of what happened. The Mushroom Kingdom is an amazing part of Odyssey but not quite as mind blowing as I hoped. 

Demand is high for a full HD Mario 64 – as well as Sunshine and the Galaxy twins. However, what if these games were part of Odyssey’s expansions? Instead of completely remaking the games, choose the best bits – like the throwback galaxy in Galaxy 2. Three expansion packs: 64, Sunshine and the Galaxies combined. Perhaps 3D Land and 3D World can be involved too. Given the size of these it would come with a £10-£20 price tag per pack but may be better received than HD remakes and/or Virtual Console releases. 

The capacity for Mario 64 is already in the game if you’ve seen the credits roll. In the Seaside Kingdom there’s a blatant FLUDD mechanic – meaning the code is in there – which would mean simply building the assets. Bosses aside, most of Sunshine could be constructed from Odyssey’s existing building blocks. Finally, combining the two Galaxy games into one super expansion would be a similar job. 

Despite the clamour for these games, full retail, HD remakes would pale in comparison to Odyssey; playing them could be a chore not a joy. If you can’t beat them join them. Odyssey would be the perfect playground for its predecessors to descend upon. 

The Greatest Games I’ve Ever Played

THE List

Top 10/100 – whatever – lists irk me slightly due to the changing nature of the industry. What was ‘the greatest game ever’ 5 years ago may now seem janky and less favourable as games evolve. This list, which is a working document, is based on the experience at the time. I wouldn’t recommend playing some of the ZX Spectrum games on here but at the time they were brilliant. Hopefully I can remember all the games I’ve ever played; they’ll be added to as and when…

  1. Zelda: Breath of the Wild Switch
  2. Fallout 3 Xbox 360
  3. Zelda: Ocarina of Time N64
  4. Super Mario 64 N64
  5. Resident Evil 4 Wii
  6. Skyrim Xbox 360
  7. Super Mario Allstars SNES
  8. Super Mario World SNES
  9. Zelda: Wind Waker GameCube
  10. Destiny 2 Xbox One
  11. Destiny PS4
  12. Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii
  13. Bioshock Infinite Xbox 360
  14. Super Mario Galaxy Wii
  15. Zelda: Twilight Princess Wii
  16. Metal Gear Solid 2 PS2
  17. Metal Gear Solid PlayStation
  18. Fallout 4 PS4
  19. Zelda: Link Between Worlds 3DS
  20. Pokemon Gold/Silver Gameboy
  21. Pokemon Fire Red Gameboy Advance
  22. Pokemon Yellow Gameboy
  23. Pokemon Red/Blue Gameboy
  24. Super Mario Bros 3 NES
  25. Metal Gear Solid 5 PS4
  26. Dead Space Xbox 360
  27. Assassin’s Creed 2 PS3
  28. God of War PS2
  29. Sonic Mega Collection GameCube
  30. Sonic Jam Saturn
  31. Sonic 3 & Knuckles Megadrive 
  32. Tetris Gameboy
  33. Donkey Kong Country SNES
  34. Metroid Prime GameCube
  35. Arkham Asylum PS3
  36. Bioshock Xbox 360
  37. Firewatch PS4
  38. Arkham Origins PS3
  39. The Beatles Rock Band Xbox 360
  40. Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS
  41. Stardew Valley Switch
  42. Zelda: Skyward Sword
  43. Pokemon X 3DS
  44. Metal Gear Solid Twin Snakes GameCube
  45. Super Mario 64 DS
  46. Metal Gear Solid 3 PS2
  47. Sonic 2 Megadrive 
  48. F-Zero GX GameCube
  49. Arkham Knight PS4
  50. Mario Kart 64 N64
  51. Super Mario Kart SNES
  52. Yoshi’s Island SNES
  53. Banjo-Kazooie N64
  54. Bioshock 2 Xbox 360
  55. Guitar Hero 3 Wii
  56. Rock Band Xbox 360
  57. Mario Kart Double Dash GameCube
  58. Final Fantasy X PS2
  59. Mario Kart Wii Wii
  60. Doom PlayStation
  61. Bloodborne PS4
  62. Smash Bros Melee GameCube
  63. Sonic Generations Xbox 360
  64. Earthworm Jim Megadrive 
  65. Need for Speed 2 SE PC
  66. Sonic 1 Mega Drive
  67. Resident Evil 4 PS2
  68. Mario Picross Gameboy
  69. Assassin’s Creed 4 Black Flag Wii U
  70. Zelda Picross 3DS
  71. Arkham City Xbox 360
  72. Tomb Raider PS4
  73. Grand Theft Auto Vice City
  74. Guitar Hero World Tour Xbox 360
  75. Smash Bros Brawl Wii
  76. Donkey Kong Country 2 SNES
  77. Oblivion Xbox 360
  78. Pokemon Black DS
  79. Pokemon Black 2 DS
  80. Zelda Wind Waker HD Wii U
  81. Zelda Twilight Princess HD Wii U
  82. Sonic Advance Gameboy Advance
  83. Star Wars Ep1 Racer N64
  84. Zelda: Majora’s Mask N64
  85. Zelda: Link to the Past Gameboy Advance
  86. Super Mario Bros NES
  87. Final Fantasy 7 PlayStation 
  88. FIFA 18 Switch
  89. FIFA 10 PS3
  90. Pro Evolution Soccer 2009 PS3
  91. FIFA 11 PS3
  92. FIFA 12 Xbox 360
  93. Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 PS3
  94. FIFA 13 Xbox 360
  95. FIFA 14 Xbox 360
  96. Mario Kart 8 Wii U
  97. Megadrive Ultimate Collection PS3
  98. Zelda: Link’s Awakening Gameboy
  99. Wario Land 3 Gameboy
  100. Pro Evolution Soccer PS2
  101. Gears of War Xbox 360
  102. Sonic Adventure Dreamcast
  103. Donkey Kong 64 N64
  104. Jumping Flash PlayStation
  105. Pro Evolution Soccer 2 PS2
  106. International Superstar Soccer Pro Evolution PlayStation 
  107. Tetris DS
  108. Street Racer SNES
  109. God of War 2 PS2
  110. Transformers War for Cybertron PS3
  111. Rare Replay Xbox One
  112. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
  113. Football Manager 2005 PC
  114. Pro Evolution Soccer 5 PS2
  115. Gears of War 2 Xbox 360
  116. Pro Evolution Soccer 4 PS2
  117. Pro Evolution Soccer 3 PS2
  118. Football Manager 2006 PC
  119. International Superstar Soccer 64 N64
  120. International Superstar Soccer 98 N64
  121. International Superstar Soccer SNES
  122. Super Mario Sunshine GameCube
  123. Project Gotham Racing 3 Xbox 360
  124. Goldeneye N64
  125. Ridge Racer PlayStation 
  126. Mortal Kombat 2 Megadrive 
  127. Streets of Rage 2 Megadrive 
  128. Aladdin Megadrive 
  129. Donkey Kong Gameboy
  130. New Super Mario Bros U Wii U
  131. Pro Evolution Soccer 6 Xbox 360
  132. Pokemon Snap N64
  133. Super Mario 3D Land 3DS
  134. Tekken 3 PlayStation 
  135. Soul Calibur 2 GameCube
  136. Arkham City Armoured Edition Wii U
  137. Beetle Adventure Racing N64
  138. Metroid Prime 2 Echoes GameCube
  139. Grand Theft Auto 4 Xbox 360
  140. Zelda: Four Swords GameCube
  141. Okami Wii
  142. Super Mario 3D World Wii U
  143. Sonic Gems PS2
  144. 007 Agent Under Fire PS2
  145. Tomb Raider 2 PC
  146. SEGA Rally Saturn
  147. Pokemon Platinum DS
  148. Grand Theft Auto 4 Xbox 360
  149. Grand Theft Auto 3 PS2
  150. Football Manager 2007 DS
  151. Yooka-Laylee PS4
  152. World of Illusion Megadrive
  153. Luigi’s Mansion GameCube
  154. Hyrule Warriors Wii U
  155. Super Monkey Ball 2 GameCube
  156. Spyro the Dragon PlayStation
  157. Streets of Rage Megadrive 
  158. Golden Axe Megadrive 
  159. Lion King Mega Drive
  160. Mortal Kombat 3 PlayStation
  161. Tiger Woods 2003 Xbox
  162. My Life as a King Wii
  163. Crackdown Xbox 360
  164. Resogun PS4 
  165. Pokemon Pearl DS
  166. Banjo Kazooie Nutz n Boltz Xbox 360
  167. Marvel Ultimate Alliance PS3
  168. LEGO Star Wars Complete Saga Xbox 360
  169. Motorstorm PS3
  170. Star Wars Battlefront PS4
  171. Nintendo Land Wii U
  172. FIFA 2003 GameCube
  173. Fighters Megamix Saturn
  174. FIFA 2001 PlayStation 
  175. Super Monkey Ball GameCube
  176. Rogue Leader GameCube
  177. House of the Dead 2 Dreamcast
  178. Tekken PlayStation
  179. Street Fighter Alpha Saturn
  180. Crystal Defenders PSP
  181. LEGO Star Wars PS2
  182. Worms PSP
  183. Arkham VR PSVR
  184. Marvel Vs Capcom 2 Xbox 360
  185. Star Fox Adventures GameCube
  186. Doom 3 Xbox
  187. Pokemon Stadium N64
  188. Transformers Fall of Cybertron PS3
  189. Spider-Man The Movie GameCube 
  190. Pro Evolution Soccer 6 PSP
  191. Olympic Soccer PlayStation
  192. Rise of the Tomb Raider PS4
  193. Shenmue Dreamcast 
  194. Final Fantasy 13 PS3
  195. Tomb Raider 3 PC
  196. Master Chief Collection Xbox One
  197. Super Smash Bros N64
  198. Pokemon Ruby Gameboy Advance
  199. Chu Chu Rocket Dreamcast
  200. Shovel Knight 3DS
  201. Rogue Squadron N64
  202. Panzer Dragoon Saturn
  203. Alleyway Gameboy
  204. Halo Xbox
  205. Halo 3 Xbox 360
  206. Halo 2 Xbox
  207. Sonic and the Secret Rings Wii
  208. 007 Nightfire GameCube
  209. Perfect Dark Zero Xbox 360
  210. Return of the King GameCube
  211. God of War Chains of Olympus PSP 
  212. The Fellowship of the Ring GameCube 
  213. The Two Towers PS2
  214. SEGA Rally 2 Dreamcast
  215. The Simpsons Arcade Xbox 360
  216. Zelda: Spirit Tracks DS
  217. Soul Reaver 2 PS2
  218. Sonic Adventure 2 GameCube
  219. Mario Kart Super Circuit Gameboy Advance
  220. Wii Sports Wii
  221. Power Stone Dreamcast
  222. Donkey Kong NES
  223. Fast Racing Neo Switch
  224. Disney Infinity 2.0 PS3
  225. Football Manager 2006 Xbox 360
  226. Halo Reach Xbox 360
  227. New Super Mario Bros Wii
  228. New Super Mario Bros DS
  229. Power Stone Collection PSP
  230. Mortal Kombat Deception PS2
  231. UEFA Striker Dreamcast
  232. Striker 96 PlayStation
  233. Soul Reaver PlayStation 
  234. LittleBigPlanet PS3
  235. Kirby’ Adventure NES
  236. Pac-Man NES
  237. Ninja Turtles NES
  238. Adventure Island Turbo Grafix
  239. Wii Sports Resort Wii
  240. Wii Play Wii
  241. Mass Effect Xbox 360
  242. Sonic Unleashed Xbox 360
  243. Viva Piñata Xbox 360
  244. Basil the Great Mouse Detective  ZX Spectrum
  245. Bejewelled Xbox 360
  246. Columns Megadrive 
  247. Football Manager 2007 Xbox 360
  248. Castle of Illusion Megadrive
  249. Super Hang On Megadrive 
  250. Batman Returns Megadrive 
  251. Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition Mega Drive
  252. Super Paper Mario Wii
  253. Goldeneye Wii
  254. World Cup 98 N64
  255. LEGO Batman 3 PS4
  256. Assassin’s Creed Unity Xbox One
  257. Virtua Fighter Deluxe Saturn
  258. Discworld PlayStation
  259. FIFA Road to World Cup 98 N64
  260. Force Unleashed Xbox 360
  261. Quantum of Solace Xbox 360
  262. Doom 64 N64
  263. Super Scope 6in1 SNES
  264. Pilotwings Resort 3DS
  265. 1080 Snowboarding N64
  266. Theme Park PlayStation
  267. Tomb Raider PC
  268. Ridge Racer Type 4 PlayStation 
  269. Top Gear Overdrive N64
  270. The Curse of Sherwood ZX Spectrum
  271. Mortal Kombat SNES
  272. Assassin’s Creed 3 Wii U
  273. Battle Arena Tohshinden PlayStation
  274. Panzer Dragoon Orta Xbox
  275. Batman Megadrive 
  276. Loaded PlayStation
  277. Resident Evil 6 Xbox 360
  278. Halo 3 ODST Xbox 360
  279. Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz Wii
  280. Sonic 3D Saturn
  281. Sonic 3D Megadrive 
  282. Turok 2 N64
  283. Pikmin 3 Wii U
  284. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles GameCube
  285. PN 03 GameCube
  286. Rebel Strike GameCube
  287. Crisis Core PSP
  288. Medieval PlayStation
  289. Power Rangers SNES
  290. Nights Saturn
  291. Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Xbox 360
  292. Ultimate Doom PC
  293. Assassin’s Creed Xbox 360
  294. Sonic Generations 3DS
  295. Sonic Spinball Megadrive 
  296. Wave Race Gameboy
  297. Knuckles Chaotix 32X
  298. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen PS3 
  299. Ristar Mega Drive 
  300. Gex 3D Enter the Gecko PlayStation
  301. Mario Kart DS
  302. Metroid Fusion Gameboy Advance 
  303. LEGO Batman Xbox 360
  304. Metroid 2 Gameboy
  305. Story of Thor Megadrive 
  306. Lemmings 3D PlayStation
  307. Revenge of Shinobi Megadrive 
  308. Everyone’s Gone to the Rapture PS4
  309. Commandos PC
  310. Warioware Gameboy Advance
  311. Assassin’s Creed Bloodlines PSP
  312. Turok N64
  313. Arkham Origins Blackgate 3DS
  314. Horace Goes Skiing  ZX Spectrum
  315. Star Wars 32X
  316. Resident Evil Mercenaries 3DS
  317. Batman Begins Xbox
  318. Porsche Challenge PlayStation
  319. Sonic Superstar Tennis Wii
  320. Transformers Dark of the Moon Xbox 360
  321. Star Fox SNES
  322. Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops PSP
  323. FIFA 99 N64
  324. Need for Speed 3 Hot Pursuit PC
  325. FIFA 08 PS3
  326. Link’s Crossbow Training Wii
  327. Sonic Rush DS
  328. Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 Wii
  329. Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 3DS
  330. Kid Chameleon Megadrive 
  331. The Flintstones Megadrive
  332. Dark Sector Xbox 360
  333. Vac Man ZX Spectrum
  334. Band Hero Xbox 360
  335. Balloon Fight NES
  336. FIFA 07 Xbox 360
  337. School Daze ZX Spectrum
  338. Wario Land 2 Gameboy Color
  339. Digimon PlayStation
  340. Alien Trilogy PlayStation 
  341. Transformers The Movie Xbox 360
  342. James Bond Live and Let Die  ZX Spectrum
  343. Sonic Heroes GameCube
  344. XIII PS2
  345. FIFA 2005 PS2
  346. Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) Xbox 360
  347. Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles Wii
  348. Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles Wii
  349. Castlevania 64 N64
  350. The Two Towers Gameboy Advance
  351. Vectorman Megadrive 
  352. Jurassic Park Megadrive 
  353. Fusion Frenzy Xbox
  354. Tiger Woods 10 Wii
  355. Grand Slam Tennis Wii
  356. FIFA 2002 PS2
  357. Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 PS3
  358. LEGO Rock Band Xbox 360
  359. FIFA 12 3DS
  360. Force Unleashed PSP
  361. SEGA Soccer Saturn
  362. FIFA 07 DS
  363. Incoming PC
  364. Metal Gear Solid Acid PSP
  365. Night Trap PS4
  366. Tiger Woods DS
  367. Sonic 2 Game Gear
  368. Celebrity Deathmatch PS2
  369. FIFA 06 Road to the World Cup Xbox 360
  370. Sonic Rivals PSP
  371. FIFA 98 Road to the World Cup SNES
  372. Guitar Hero On Tour DS
  373. Pokemon Dream Radar 3DS
  374. FIFA 64 N64
  375. World Cup 98 Gameboy
  376. Bubsy the Bobcat Megadrive
  377. FIFA 97 PC
  378. Doritos Crash Course Xbox 360
  379. FA Premier League STARS PC
  380. Transformers The Movie PSP
  381. James Bond Junior SNES 

Royale Revolution?

Which games should have Battle Royale modes?

The newest in-thing in games is the ‘Battle Royale’ genre; is it a game mode or a feature which should be exclusive to PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG)? The premise is a 100 player death match on an island with an increasingly shrinking playing area – a bit like a digital Hunger Games. Fortnite has been one of the first ‘fast followers’ to the Battle Royale party and has been met with friction from PUBG. The term is here to stay – like Metroidvania or Roguelike – as Alanah Pearce wrote for IGN recently (http://m.uk.ign.com/articles/2017/09/22/pubg-publicly-shaming-fortnite-is-a-terrible-pr-move). But which other games would make for awesome Battle Royals modes?

Destiny 2: Trials Royale

Could you imagine this? The carnage would be incredible: especially if you could drop in as a fireteam. The weapon collecting system from PUBG would be redundant to a certain extent though placing vehicles and/or limited use weapons could make it even more interesting. Destiny 2’s open world style world maps would be ideal for a 100 player fight to the death mode. 

The Legend of Zelda: Battle of the Wild

Unlikely yet simultaneously logical. Drop 100 Links on a region of the map with nothing Eventide Island style and procure weapons on site. Throw a few Lynels in for good measure too. No, wait – let one person be the Lynel…No amiibo!

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain of Battling Royale 

This game has sat on my shelf for two years now since completion; the mechanically-perfect masterpiece is perhaps the most likely candidate for a Battle Royale shooter. Clearly the blend of stealth and bombastic, Bay-esque firepower would be an excellent template to unleash 100 Infants Terrible upon each other. 

Pokemon: Battlemon Tournament

Hear me out. Choose a starting Pokemon and acquire 5 Pokeballs. Drop 100 Pokemon trainers onto an open, full world map such as Kanto and slowly narrow the map area. Aside from your starter, all Pokemon are caught in the game world and there are no Pokemon Centres. Revives and Potions etc are procedurally dropped around the world. This is the best bit: just like in the core-game RPGs, any trainers making eye contact must battle. Once all Pokemon in your party faint, it’s game over. Only the very best – like no one ever was – will win! 

Mario Kart 8: Royale Dash

100 drivers. 3 balloons each.  Wuhu Island. Done. 

Banjo-Kazooie: Nutz N Battlez

Banjo and Kazooie’s last outing – nearly 10 years ago – suffered from not being what their fan base wanted. The construction tools in this game are simple to understand yet have amazing depth. Drop bear and bird into the battlefield and scour for new parts. Don’t be caught in the menu screens though; budding engineers need to assemble new parts quickly and efficiently. The other 99 players are made up of Banjo’s supporting cast like Bottles as well as long forgotten platform heros like Cool Spot, Zool and Earthworm Jim. Last 90s mascot standing wins. Yooka and Laylee available as paid dlc. 

Which games do you think should take inspiration from PUBG? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter @pennilessdads

Console Stories: Super Nintendo

Retrospective on the SNES

Welcome to a new feature on pennilessdads where we reminisce about consoles previously or currently owned. What memories are connected to this hardware and why is – or isn’t – it a significant chapter in the world of games? We start in the early-to-mid-nineties with the Super Nintendo.

Up until 1994, it had all been about SEGA and Sonic. That changed when I watched someone playing Super Mario World and Super Mario Kart. Those two games introduced me to the Mushroom Kingdom and from then on a lifetime of saving princesses from turtles. I actually have two previous memories of Nintendo. The first was watching (did a lot of watching back then it seems – if only streaming was a thing) some kid play Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt on a busted NES. Then at the SNES launch demoing Pilotwings. Neither of those experiences hooked me like this. So very early on I put a SNES on my birthday wishlist. Then something cool happened.

While retailers are careful in this day and age to cover their backs in the fine print, there was a bit more exploitation to be had back then. My mum had found a deal at a shop which had a great deal on a SNES bundled with Super Mario Allstars. She told me she planned to get the deal on the last day it was on to give her chance to save up. When this magical day arrived, a retail miracle occurred. Another deal on the console activated – stacking with the previous one. This meant we got the Super Scope and the six game pack in bundled in. My eight year old self did not note the price but I remember it was a bargain. Looking back it was later in the console’s life and should be expected. Little me thought all his Christmases had come at once. 

So, the age of Nintendo had begun for our family. The Mario Allstars compilation saw many, many hours of play whilst – after an initial flurry of excitement – the scope collected dust. Two more games over the next year or so would capture my imagination. 

After dragging me towards Nintendo initially, I finally got my hands on Super Mario World. I remember seeing it for about £14 at the second hand market in our town centre. It was unboxed but this was nuts. All games were £40 and preowned games hadn’t reached us yet. I gambled and unpacked every inch of that game. Nintendo was now a company I would keep tabs on and follow. This led me to find out about a game called Donkey Kong Country.

On television there was a show about games called Bad Influence. It was very 90s but was the primary way I could find out about new games. The PlayStation and Saturn were shown off, blowing away the likes of me. This was my first experience of ‘next gen’ and I almost lost focus onto them. However, the beauty of Donkey Kong Country kept me hooked on my SNES for a while longer. The game looked amazing and brimmed with authority and confidence from the moment you clicked the power switch on. Opening with a majestic fanfare before literally blasting OG Donkey Kong (and its theme song) out of the window. That was my Christmas present that year and I can’t remember turning it off. 

A few other memories stick out, I used to have a friend with a SNES and we would play games like Power Rangers and Star Fox. It was towards the end of the 16 bit generation though and the CD-based consoles were looming. Towards the SNES’ twilight a late flurry of great games bookended its lifetime. Yoshi’s Island, Diddy Kong’s Quest and Killer Instinct all entertained before Nintendo had to adjust its role in the console hierarchy as a certain Sony console entered the market. 

It was a console I kept hold of though. Many of the next generation’s would be bought and sold but the SNES found a way of staying around. After the launch of Nintendo 64, I for some reason picked up the SNES Mario Kart and gave the console a renaissance. Friday nights became competitive marathons of the game which are still referenced in my friendship circle today. With the new consoles out I found myself picking up more and more of the SNES back catalogue: Street Racer (which includes a proto-Rocket League mode), Mortal Kombat, Mario Paint and Sparkster. The SNES eventually gave up the ghost. We tried to switch it on somewhere towards the end of the 20th Century but it had packed in. Every game we had on it was amazing to play – something subsequent Nintendo consoles haven’t consistently achieved. 

Circle of Life

Earlier this year, Disney’s Beauty and the Beast live action remake wowed audiences. The Lion King and Aladdin will be quick to follow as Disney continues its trend for using modern technology to update their iconic stories. Disney Infinity is over and Kingdom Hearts 3 is still in development – leaving a mouse shaped hole in the games industry. This got me thinking; which Disney properties would transfer to common game styles? Could game remakes be as popular as the live action renaissance? To be clear, these wouldn’t be tie-ins but a ‘Disney Video Game Universe’ if you will.

Beauty and the Beast

Taking the structure of Majora’s Mask, you – Belle – have 3 days to stop the final rose petal from falling. In order to discover the secrets of the castle – and meet your destiny of freeing the denizens from their curse – Belle must interact with characters and get to know their routines etc. Perhaps Belle could even have a time travel mechanic to return to the first day as Link does in Nintendo’s dark time-themed N64 game if things go a bit…beastly?

Snow White

Set in a Grand Theft Auto 5 style open world, you play as the Seven Dwarves who can be insta-switched between on the fly. Need a medic? Zap to Doc. You get the idea. Utilising each character’s abilities would lend itself to LEGO game style puzzle solving. Add in some branching dialogue choices and we’ve got a game!

101 Dalmatians 

Throughout this fantastic tale, Pongo and co travel from London to a rural farm setting and back again. What we’re proposing are all 101 Dalmatians on screen at once Pikmin style. Narratively this would have to be show-horned in but stick with me here. Maybe it takes 5 pups to open doors or 10 to make a ladder to scale walls. Other animals join in helping too which would add variety to later levels. It could be a thing! And did somebody say bonus level stealth sections?

Darkwing Duck

Better watch out you bad boys because everyone’s (yes, everyone’s…) favourite duck based superhero could have his own Arkham inspired 3rd person action game. Integrate Shadow of Mordor’s nemesis system, a gritty art style and Gizmoduck and we’re there! This may actually fall into the next category…

Too obvious honourable mentions: 

Aladdin

Already a classic video game (Megadrive/Genesis version) and a context which has much crossover with modern games such as Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider and Assassins Creed, Aladdin is too obvious. 

Hercules

God of War re-skinned. Next!

Which Disney properties would genuinely add value to the games industry? Or are we destined for a lifetime of sometimes okay tie-ins? 

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The Top 10 Games 2017

Back in the N64 era, I noticed my games collection was slightly imbalanced. The vast majority of games on my shelf were football titles. My teenage self set the target of addressing the balance and making sure I had – in loose terms – one of each genre. What resulted was a mini-golden age of gaming. I could only have one shooter (obviously Goldeneye), one football game etc etc and through trading in and careful curation I made sure I only had the cream of the crop. I have 188 games on my PlayStation 4 through carried over purchases from PlayStation 3 and Vita, PlayStation Plus and hoarding in flash sales. In the download era it would be impossible to purge these games from my account but it got me thinking; what are the best games to play today? Top ten/hundred lists usually start getting predictable near the top, dominated by the likes of Mario 64. So, we are aiming to do something different. What are the best games to play in 2017? Nostalgic feelings and historical impact (we’ve got another list for that) on the industry are not applicable. Yes, San Andreas was important in 2004 but we’ve come a long way since then. Genres are defined by pennilessdads and we’ve also ignored sports titles as we felt that was too broad a heading. We aim to update this list at least 3 times a year. Some genres are unrepresented – sorry in advance!

2D era inspired game – Shovel Knight

The last ten years has seen a resurgence of 2D games and the tip of the spear is Shovel Knight. Riffing on sooo many games of yesteryear, this polished platform – which now has 3 campaigns – is great value. We await to see if August’s Sonic Mania can challenge Shovel Knight’s title. 

First person shooter – Destiny

Since 2014, the question I have asked when playing every game with a hand and a gun is: does it feel like Destiny? This is testament to the quality of Bungie’s epic online playground. As the journey of the original Destiny comes to an end, there’s one last chance to experience this great, genre defining experience. Will Destiny 2 overthrow it?

Racing – Mario Kart 8

Once upon a time, racing games like SEGA Rally, Daytona, Gran Turismo and Ridge Racer were tentpoles of console line ups. These days ‘serious’ racers are no longer at the forefront. The Forza series is arguably the best of these but the Switch’s recent deluxe version of Mario Kart 8 conquers all.

Story based action game – The Last of Us Remastered

There are so many games which could feature here. However, The Last of Us is a standout title and perhaps the game which elevated Naughty Dog to the highest tier of games designers – keeping company with the creme de la creme of games developers.  

3D collectathon platformer – Super Mario Galaxy 2

Following last gen’s trend of semi-sequels, an uncharacteristic Nintendo sequel to the fantastic Super Mario Galaxy is a varied collection of creative challenges which will change the way you think of a Mario game. Yes, Super Mario Odyssey will probably knock Galaxy 2 off its perch but we’ll have to wait until October for that. 

Crafting game – Fallout 4

Controversy! Minecraft inspired this element in many, many games but Fallout 4 has a – much maligned- base crafting feature which gives a nice change of pace with the rest of the game. Every settlement in Fallout 4 I come across now has a much refined plan to create an armoured, impervious foretress (concrete block the perimeter, guns intermittently around, robot protectors). A great aside to a great game which has unfair criticism in my humble opinion. 

High fantasy adventure – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

It was a three horse race between this, Skyrim and Witcher 3. BotW changes everything. This is as close to a perfect game as there has ever been. The end. 

Puzzle – Puyo Puyo Tetris

Harking back to the Gameboy game which catapulted tetrominoes into popular culture, this quirky crossover has a great array of modes and a manic story mode. Multiplayer puzzling has never been as much fun. An honourable mention would be The Witness. 

Turn based role playing – Persona 5

Final Fantasy 13 ushered in a lapse in quality of Square Enix’s epic series. Persona saw the gap at the top and grasped the opportunity. The latest Persona has caught public opinion dominating conversations in and around various games podcasts. Style and substance combined make this the current pinnacle of JRPGs. 

Horror – Until Dawn

The 32bit era sewed the seeds of survival horror with Resident Evil, refining it the point of (then) perfection in the fourth iteration in the next generation. Between 2005 and 2015 though, the genre suffered as the balance between action and scares became more one than the other (clue: it’s not horror). 

Enter Until Dawn. Recently available on PS Plus as one of the free games on PS4, this seemingly by the numbers teen horror movie matters so much more when you’re calling the shots. Within five minutes of starting, you’re already wishing one of the douchebags dead. A great twist on the Telltale style experience and great for couch co-op. 

Mike drop…

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Top 5 Ways Nintendo Should Use Amiibo

We shouldn’t be surprised really that Nintendo would stand to be the (likely) survivor of the toys to life boom. The vanishing act of more sophisticated NFC toys/games like Disney Infinity disappointed many including us here at pennilessdads. Despite their endurance, Nintendo’s amiibo have been integrated quite passively. Their initial features linked to Smash Bros – training a character and saving to the figure – seem to be a high point. Subsequent games have not gone beyond cosmetic features. One criticism of Nintendo has been the rumours surrounding the Metroid 2 remake on 3DS; pay-walling a hard mode behind amiibo. 

On one hand, amiibo are great figures with fun yet forgettable in-game features whereas on the other, they are lumps of plastic bumping the price of downloadable expansions up. How could Nintendo moving forward integrate amiibo more effectively and make them more attractive to consumers? 

1. Super Mario 64 DS HD Remake

Anyone remember what set this apart from the N64 original? You start the game as Yoshi but you eventually unlock Wario, Luigi and – of course Mario – to explore the castle. Each character had slight variations in power, speed and abilities etc. Your Mario series amiibo could drop the character into the game and give you a fresh perspective on a game which has been explored to the nth degree. Perhaps new challenges could be added for each of the compatible amiibo.

2. Pokemon Stadium Switch Edition

There are already specific Pokemon amiibo but a figure for all however-many-hundred there are is unrealistic to purchase (“challenge accepted!”). Cards could be an option but what we’re interested in is a simple Pokeball or Pokemon trainer amiibo. Train your squad up in the base game, write to the amiibo from it or Pokemon Bank then load up to Stadium on Switch. High pitched “I choose you!” battle cries are optional.

3. Hyrule Warriors 2

Breath of the Wild has changed everything. The next Zelda game is going to have a lot of weight to carry. Why not sidestep the main series and release a follow up to the (excellent) Wii U and (fairly stuttery) 3DS game? Simple concept; when your chosen hero falls in battle, tap an amiibo to replace them. The original game already features multiple Links and a wide supporting cast. The RPG and weapon customisation elements could also be saved to the toy. 

4. Amiitopia

During the 3DS’ unexpected stay of execution, a flurry of games have turned the event into a party instead of a funeral. Miitopia, Metroid and new Pokemon sequels should keep Nintendo’s highly successful console alive for a bit longer. Miitopia – demo available on eshop btw – casts your long forgotten Miis in traditional RPG character types. Simply swap out the eclectic cast of Miis to amiibo. Need a Mage character? <taps Yarn Yoshi amiibo> There we go! Need an evil Overlord? <taps Luigi amiibo> You get the picture! 

5. Nintendoland 2

Instead of a Mario or Toad imitating Mii, tap your amiibo and Chase Mii (Chase Amiibo?) becomes a bit more interesting. Yes, the asymmetrical gameplay of the Wii U version would be compromised but I’m sure Nintendo could find a workaround – like the ‘essential’ second screen in Splatoon. Let every character tap a different amiibo character and off they go. Imagine how much life could be in this game if Bayonetta, Cloud Strife and a Bokoblin were chasing Shovel Knight…Add in new worlds based on the likes of Splatoon and Pokemon etc and a forgotten celebration of Nintendo could return to life.

Honourable mention:

Any multiplayer game needs to have F-Zero GX/AX style functionality. In 2003 – 14 years ago – you could unlock customisable parts for your ship, save your amazing, bespoke creation to a GCN memory card then upload it to an arcade cabinet. Arms, Splatoon and Mario Kart all need this feature as standard.

To conclude, Nintendo has sold nearly 5 million Switch consoles. Amiibo sales in the same time are less than 2 million. Availability has been an issue but the useful-ness of these figures is perhaps are more pressing one. Will amiibo evolve or will they follow LEGO Dimensions and Disney Infinity to the bargain bin? 

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